Yep, Britney has done it again!

Britney Spears is forking out a huge ton of dough to tighten her gluteus maximus. She’s dropping roughly $22k per month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer.I guess Britney was more than a little annoyed at persistent pregnancy rumors, so she decided to actually get down and dirty without flashing her vagina again!!! [...]

Ladies and gents, Sophie Monk!

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she’s just in a bikini. It’s basically one of the best stories ever told on this planet, and I’ll bloody drop-kick anyone who dares argue with me! Those piercing eyes and nipples that [...]

Amy Winehouse, Crackhead Extraordinaire!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she had a “reaction” to medication she’s taking as part of an “way too much for way too long” cleansing regimen.Mitch (Amy’s dad) called paramedics telling them “She’s all fucked up!!!” But, regardless of all logic and reason, she’s somehow doing fine and will be released tomorrow. For [...]

Mischa Barton, pancakes anyone?

Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer.  Of course The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa’s nicotine addiction is [...]

Eva Longoria – always hot!

Here’s Eva Longoria unveiling the 2008 athletic collection for Bebe Sports. It looks like to impress her, and eventually touch her naughty parts, I’ll have to mountain bike down to the beach. Then ride a motorcycle while surfing. Man, again? Can’t I fall for a woman that’s into, I dunno, questionably-free strip club chicken wings? [...]