Britney Spears is forking out a huge ton of dough to tighten her gluteus maximus. She’s dropping roughly $22k per month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer.I guess Britney was more than a little annoyed at persistent pregnancy rumors, so she decided to actually get down and dirty without flashing her vagina again!!! lol. Wow, she has changed. See? This is exactly what I tell women whereever I am. If you’re serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G’s a month beause its a totally reasonable amount and otherwise your hubby will leave you! Am I an inspiration or what!!! lol

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she’s just in a bikini. It’s basically one of the best stories ever told on this planet, and I’ll bloody drop-kick anyone who dares argue with me! Those piercing eyes and nipples that could cut glass can make anyone get pretty damn randy!!!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she had a “reaction” to medication she’s taking as part of an “way too much for way too long” cleansing regimen.Mitch (Amy’s dad) called paramedics telling them “She’s all fucked up!!!” But, regardless of all logic and reason, she’s somehow doing fine and will be released tomorrow. For the record, Amy doesn’t so much eat the chicken she was brought for sustenance as she reinforces her beehive with leftovers. Or at least tries to before giving up and smoking a crack pipe the size of a frickin limo!!!!

Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer.  Of course The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa’s nicotine addiction is the one at fault. Honestly I really don’t care but I’m suddenly hungry for pancakes. Flabby, uncooked pancakes – served by some random hot old woman!!!. I just read somewhere they have sweet asses….ewwwwwww!

Could Paris and Nikki Hilton have gotten naughty in a limo? Who knows but these images sure show both Paris and Nikki in their underwear in naughty poses in the back of a limo. Who wouldn’t want to be there with them. These two exposed celebs looked like the were having teh time of their life in their night wear. Paris in leapord print top and black garter and stocking with NIkkin in all black. What we here at CelebPoop want to know is where are the rest of the photos?

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Witch or not Emma is a hottie and everyone has been waiting for her turn of age so that we can see some nude shot of her. Well just as the clock struck on her 18th Birthday Emma did not disappoint, she was just getting out of her car to attend her party when she was caught with her skirt up and panties showing. Looks like she was wearing see-thru panties but her bush needs a good shave. Have a chat with the queens of upskirts like Paris, Brittany or Lindsay next time will ya Emma?

Nothing we like more around here then Exposed Celebs…And our favorite raunchy princess delivers again. Lindsay Lohan was enjoying a nice day on some boat cruising around in her green dress but she should have worn some panties to go with it. Just as she is getting out of the boat she exposes her beaver to teh awaiting paparazzi. Even tho she didnt bother wearing any panties she made sure her pussy was shaved and clean.

Thanks Lindsay from all of us here!

More of Lindsay’s Exposed Pussy here!

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. She took a series of topless photos and here they are. All your dreams of seeing her pointy nipples have just come true so take a look and enjoy the show.

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Little Bonus gallery of the pussycat dolls nipple slips and pussy shots…ooops