Britney Spears is forking out a huge ton of dough to tighten her gluteus maximus. She’s dropping roughly $22k per month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer.I guess Britney was more than a little annoyed at persistent pregnancy rumors, so she decided to actually get down and dirty without flashing her vagina again!!! lol. Wow, she has changed. See? This is exactly what I tell women whereever I am. If you’re serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G’s a month beause its a totally reasonable amount and otherwise your hubby will leave you! Am I an inspiration or what!!! lol

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she’s just in a bikini. It’s basically one of the best stories ever told on this planet, and I’ll bloody drop-kick anyone who dares argue with me! Those piercing eyes and nipples that could cut glass can make anyone get pretty damn randy!!!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she had a “reaction” to medication she’s taking as part of an “way too much for way too long” cleansing regimen.Mitch (Amy’s dad) called paramedics telling them “She’s all fucked up!!!” But, regardless of all logic and reason, she’s somehow doing fine and will be released tomorrow. For the record, Amy doesn’t so much eat the chicken she was brought for sustenance as she reinforces her beehive with leftovers. Or at least tries to before giving up and smoking a crack pipe the size of a frickin limo!!!!

Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer.  Of course The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa’s nicotine addiction is the one at fault. Honestly I really don’t care but I’m suddenly hungry for pancakes. Flabby, uncooked pancakes – served by some random hot old woman!!!. I just read somewhere they have sweet asses….ewwwwwww!

Could Paris and Nikki Hilton have gotten naughty in a limo? Who knows but these images sure show both Paris and Nikki in their underwear in naughty poses in the back of a limo. Who wouldn’t want to be there with them. These two exposed celebs looked like the were having teh time of their life in their night wear. Paris in leapord print top and black garter and stocking with NIkkin in all black. What we here at CelebPoop want to know is where are the rest of the photos?

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